This Cuisinart Cookware Set Already Has a Black Friday Price

Rudy’s Son, Who Attended Bonkers ‘Fraud’ Briefing, Has COVID

SURPRISE, SURPRISE

Andrew Giuliani, who works in the White House, stood watching his father as he sweated his way through a bizarre press conference Thursday.

FL Judges Rule in Favor of Allowing Gay Conversion Therapy

HORRIFYING

Trump-appointed judges Britt C. Grant and Barbara Lagoa said that banning LGBTQ+ conversion therapy would “violate the First Amendment.”

For Holiday Mornings, Matching Sets Are Stylish and Comfy

Matchy Matchy

Whether you’re opening presents with family or tuning in to a video call, Alo Yoga’s pieces are soft, stylish, and incredibly wearable.

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Trump Ally Confuses Michigan for Minnesota in Fraud Lawsuit

SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT

High-profile lawyer Lin Wood tried to argue that some precincts were reporting more votes than registered voters. But he may need to consult a map again.

Kenosha Shooter Kyle Rittenhouse Released on $2 Million Bond

LET GO

His legal team raised millions of dollars for Rittenhouse’s defense after fashioning him into a hero on the far right.

Our Favorite Made In Pan Is on Sale for Black Friday

BLACK FRIDAY 2020

With this pan, you get the best of both worlds. It’s easy to clean and you can cook like a pro.

‘Numbers Don’t Lie’: Georgia Officially Certifies Election

DONE DEAL

Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said he was “pro-Trump” but couldn’t ignore the clear results of the Nov. 3 election.

Entire Australian State Locked Down Due to Pizza Man’s ‘Lie’

D’OH!

South Australia’s lockdown decision was based on a bare-faced lie told by a man about his links to a pizza shop.

Trump Says Election Suits Are Revenge for Russia Probe: CNN

KING OF PETTY

The president has reportedly admitted that he’s lashing out just to get back at Democrats who questioned the legitimacy of his victory in 2016.

Rick Scott Tests Positive Amid Capitol Hill COVID-19 Surge

OUT OF CONTROL

Scott’s office said he was exposed to the virus after returning to Florida last Friday night and has been quarantining ever since.

The Vibrator That Will Help You Survive The Impending Winter

GOOD VIBES ONLY

Living through a pandemic means dating is tricky–if not downright risky right now. But that doesn’t mean you have to live without pleasure.

Pfizer Asks Permission Friday to Start Rolling Out Vaccine

MAJOR MILESTONE

It’s not known how long the FDA will take to make its decision, but Pfizer said the filing could allow for distribution to begin by the middle of next month.

Fox Pundit: Let’s Name Vaccine After Trump to Cheer Him Up

‘A NICE GESTURE’

Speaking on Fox & Friends, Geraldo Rivera suggested naming the COVID-19 vaccine after Trump so he doesn’t feel so bad about himself.